1. sanjaya

    Funeral Costs

    As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements. Son says, "We'll make a real big thing out of it. We'll have five hundred people. We'll order fifty limos." Daughter says, "Why do you want to waste money like that? We'll have the family and...
  2. sanjaya

    Military Alphabet

    same of word a heard in 24 series thanx budee :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
  3. sanjaya

    Free Rapidshaire Account

    DANEWMEN menna me mattata ban :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. sanjaya

    Free Rapidshaire Account

    uda post eka balapan :growl: :growl:
  5. sanjaya

    Free Rapidshaire Account

    ane palayan yanna ubalata wageya ADSL ekak gathte download karanna ne mattoo :lol: :lol: ethi oi rapidshare account ekak hambu noth ela ne aneka ubawage Ada eya apuka eka nemai mame :yes: :yes: nodanna dewal keyanna epa :D :D :D
  6. sanjaya

    Free Rapidshaire Account

    math rapid share Account ekak ewanna baredoooo?:rolleyes: ;) ;)
  7. sanjaya

    SAN_APIIT >>> 1,000

    congrtz for u'r journeys ela u doing great :yes: :yes:
  8. sanjaya

    Internet Joke

    Customer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?" Download the Internet here :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Mental Hospital

    A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day. At the front of the room the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full size door on a Blackboard and offered an ice cream to...
  10. sanjaya

    Unmada Dethol - Ranidu (Video) Coming soon!

    ela ela max video ekak wenna athe neda:yes: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
  11. sanjaya

    Another Sad News For WWE FANS

    ya he is a big WWE superstar .few moth ago he is united heavyweight Champine :cool: he is do hard's work for wwe anyway sad news :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( REST OF THE PEACE :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
  12. sanjaya

    Stop That!

    A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up...
  13. sanjaya

    Sri Lankan copycat Malinga ends up in hospital

    malinga nema hair eka nate "tattayak" unhake :lol:
  14. sanjaya

    How about an Elakiri cricket torunament?

    apeth cricket gahana porawal apewa amathaka karanna epooo neka match ekak gahala ba boys la denuwath girls la apeta "bonna" arandenna one girls la denuwath ape denawa ???????????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  15. sanjaya

    No Hands Please!(FOR 18++ only)

    Guys were sitting around a bar talking about things they bet on. A woman down at the end of the bar says, "I bet on things!" The bartender says, "Oh Yeah! What do you bet on?" Woman, "Most anything." Bartender, "Like what for instance?" Woman, "See that wall over there? I bet I can pee...
  16. sanjaya

    NODAKIN.... GANIGE MINIHA AWANE ME SAPAK GANNA WELA WE !!!

    ado muta gal gahala maranna one :shocked:
  17. sanjaya

    24 from 24

    me tooo i already watch "jack in Action ";)
  18. sanjaya

    Office Memo

    To: All Employees Dear Staff, It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage...
  19. sanjaya

    WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon death !!!!!

    ubata WWE ekata enna keyalada :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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