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  1. AtulaSiriwardane

    Prabhakaranuth jaathika veerayek lesa salakiya hakida?

    According to Chandima's logic without Karuna Amman King Mahinda would not be able to save the country. Prabhakaran's death also helped. If he was alive people would not think as LTTE is over. Because Prabhakaran died ending 30 years of war he too helped King Mahinda to win war.. According to...
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    Be strong... or he will kill us.

    Be Strong A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up...
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    You are not yours.

    Even you are not yours. If you are yours why can't you control yourself. Why can't you get up in the morning when ever you want to. :) Read what Lord Buddha says, ONE is not ONE's own... " Putta ma atthi dhanam ma atti iti balo vihannathi atta hi attano natthi kuto putta kuto...
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    The priests Cock

    The Priest's Question The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned...
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    The Queen's large Breasts

    The Queen's Breasts Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to...
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    Baby is a Miracle

    Priest and His Baby A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I...
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    Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride

    Age Vs Wisdom A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and...
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    What makes your Children successful?

    In the final analysis it is not what you do for your children but what you have taught them to do for themselves that will make them successful human beings. -- Ann Landers
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    What a bitch...

    Rude and Arrogant Americans The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine...
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    "What does your father do?

    Dads Job A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, "My dad's a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail." Little Jack goes next: "My dad's a doctor. He makes sick people better." All the kids in the...
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    Little girl got 10 dollars from Tommy..

    Sneek a Peek One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat...
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    Who is married..

    I Like Your Thinking A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your...
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    "Can little girls have babies?"

    Baby Talk Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
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    I don't want to see you ...

    Bad Students A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?" "I...
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    The confession...

    Dark In Here A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy. The little boy says, “Dark in...
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    What're you here for?

    Tough Surgery Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey, what're you in for?” “I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried,” said Tim. “Oh, don't worry...
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    Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?

    Ten Times the Normal Size The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell...
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    Habits...

    Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have to keep them, either. They keep you. ~Frank Crane
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    GOVT. DEDUCTS MONEY FROM SOLDIERS SALARIES

    GOVT. DEDUCTS MONEY FROM SOLDIERS SALARIES: JVP To Commemorate 60th Anniversary of army By Kelum Bandara and Gihan de Chickera The...
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    PB should not be re-appointed as Treasury Secretary

    PB should not be re-appointed as Treasury Secretary - Wimal National Freedom Front (NFF) Leader Wimal Weerawansa said that his party...

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