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One little girl asks the other her age. The second girl doesn’t know. “Have you been with a boy?” “No!” “Then you must be eight, cause I’m nine.”
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Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue!
Kirk : Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : “How?”
Student : “Ladies first!”
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f*ck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
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BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a
brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves...
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Kicking...
Amden's father wakes him up one morning and says "Amden, go feed the
animals as I am late and must take a shower."
Amden who is now angry gets out of bed and walks past his mother who is
making breakfast in the kitchen. Amden gathers the food for the chicken,
pig, and...
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Red and Shiny
The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class
the following question, "What is bright red and shiny?"
Amden jumped up and shouted, "A fire engine !!!!???"
"No! No!" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think. Anyone
else?"
Susan...
How sexy is your name?
According to studies, the first letter of your first name
reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think?
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You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in
action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what...