Teacher : do u know who is Graham Bell?
Student : no...
Teacher : concentrate on studies...
...
Student : do u know who is john...?
Teacher : no..
Student : concentrate on ur wife. :P:P:P:P
Husband messages to wife on cell :
Hi, what are you doing darling???
Wife : I am dying...!!
...
Husband : Jumps with joy but types
"sweet heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife : You idiot i am dying my hair.
Husband : Bloody English.:P:P:P:P
A boy makes a mistake,
A girl scolds him,
Boy says sorry. . .
Next time , Girl makes the mistake,
... Boy scolds her,
girl cries,
Boy says SORRY . . :yes: