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  1. DTX

    x-Jokes

    a guy got seperated from civilization one day and was stranded in a forest for 3 months. One day came on to this big house in the middle of the forest. Not thinking why a house was there he ran up to the door and rang the doorbell. a small chinese man answered the door and the man said, "Thank...
  2. DTX

    ~x-Babie's~

    X kiss :P :P :lol:
  3. DTX

    x-Lyrics

    Paper cut- l.p Why does it feel like night today? Something in here's not right today. Why am I so uptight today? Paranoia's all I got left I don't know what stressed me first Or how the pressure was fed / but I know just what it feels like To have a voice in the back of my head...
  4. DTX

    x-Jokes

    One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'P***S' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'P***S' was written on...
  5. DTX

    ~x-Babie's~

    elas
  6. DTX

    x-Jokes

    An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the...
  7. DTX

    ~x-Babie's~

  8. DTX

    x-Lyrics

    Brayan Adams -18 til i die "18 Til I Die" Wanna be young - the rest of my life Never say no - try anything twice Til the angels come - and ask me to fly Gonna be 18 til I die - 18 til I die Can't live forever - that's wishful thinkin' Who ever said that - must of bin' drinkin' Don't...
  9. DTX

    x-Jokes

    thanks bro A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But...
  10. DTX

    The best Signature

    meka kohomei
  11. DTX

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    thanks machan
  12. DTX

    x-Jokes

    A Canadian walks into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender replied, "Sorry, we don't serve Canadians in this bar." "But I'm really thirsty," the Canadian replied. "I'll do anything for a beer!" "Okay," says the bartender,"if you can do three things, I'll get you a beer." "First," says...
  13. DTX

    x-Lyrics

    Bring it on-Thara rampam tum hi tum ho jo raaho mein tum hi tum ho nigaaho mein kis din toh mere dil ko khona hi tha tumhe dekha, tumhe chaaha, tumhe dhunda, tumhe paaya tumhe paake huwa hai jo woh hona hi tha chalo abb jo bhi ho, tum haa yaa naa kaho mere dil mein tum hi tum ho abb...
  14. DTX

    ~x-Babie's~

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    ~x-Babie's~

  16. DTX

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    iN THE END-L.P (It starts with) One thing / I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day...
  17. DTX

    x-Jokes

    A young man had met a nice young woman. They both liked each other and thought the time was right. Both of them got nak*d and the man lay on top of her. Before pushing his d*ck in he waited. Meanwhile his d*ck was having a conversation with his balls. D*ck: OK lads we are going to a party...
  18. DTX

    ~x-Babie's~

    i dont know how use it:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  19. DTX

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    One day there was a 14 year old girl in a nice short skirt. A boy about 16 walked up to her and said, "I bet you can’t climb that tree". The girl replied, "Oh yes I can, watch". The girl climbed up the tree and the boy looked up her skirt. When she came down he said, "I like your knickers"...
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    ~x-Babie's~

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