1. jess

    Jinn Is True???

    wat is the jinn??? im afraid to watch those videos cuz if something jumps into the screen (like those scary startling videos of a loud scream and an ugly face) i will have a problem. can someone tell me wat is it about??
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    Happy Birthday Kasui akki.....

    happy birthdayyy!!
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    World Fattest 15 Year Old Girl in the World

    EWWW. shes 15 u perv. i feel bad for her, genetics could play a role in it, but that would be the main reason to eat right.... i blame the caretaker. if i see my children are eating themselves to death, i would be getting healthier food for them to eat, chocolate cake and chips and a gallon of...
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    Finally My 50,000!!!

    damn!! congrats!!!
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    TWO MOONS on 27th August

    oooo thats gonna be wild!
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    My 50000th Post'

    congrats!!!
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    guess who else is checkin out elakiri.com???

    my chihuahua rocky, it seems ek's got a new fan!
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    Michel PHELPS got his 8 meadle................

    waaaaaat??? i didint know that!!! wat kinda cancer?? oh thats sad!
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    children...

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of...
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    WOW!! wasnt expecting that

    This makes a person do some thinking. There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of...
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    Michel PHELPS got his 8 meadle................

    yaaaayyyy!!! thats incredible!
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    assicons

    not hilarious, but cute :yes: We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!)...
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    2 ways to look at everything

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I Kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at A nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started Drinking right after we split...
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    Happy Birthday Magic Hashan!!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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    US 'Pregnant Man' Has Baby Girl

    I AGREE 100%!
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    divorce cakes

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    stowaway

    BLONDE STOWAWAY A beautiful blonde was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to...
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    i am thankful

    I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING...
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    COOL DOWN IN THE FRIDGE

    lmao.
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    US 'Pregnant Man' Has Baby Girl

    i know, i remember when this whole thing started when they got "him" pregnant. its the dumbnest thing ever. thats why i said, u go as far to have a sex change b.c u want to be a man, but at the same time u want to carry a child?? the kid will grow up confused especially if they come to know...

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