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    WHO LIKES to have SEX

    ha ha... ;) Wrong question... Who does not like to have sex.... ok ok.. BUT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT...??? Okay.. educate your self... download this book and read it..... (Solely for education purpose only ok) DOWNLOAD e-BOOK (Link updated)
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    HELP HELP HELP ...!!!

    MACHAN MAGE LAPTOP EKE AULAK BUNG MAMA TYPE KARANA AKURA NEWEI TYPE WENNE DANNAWADA KAURU HARI AYI KIYALA
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    GLASS OF MILK

    One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he...
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    A view of Sri Lanka By an American...!!!

    IF YOU ARE A TRUE PATRIOT OF MOTHER SRI LANKA AT LEAST PLEASE MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO CIRCULATE THIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND HELP THIS AMERICAN TO ACHIVE HIS GOAL ON BEHALF OF US (THE SRI LANKANS) A view of Sri Lanka by a non Sri Lankan - As Sri Lankans What do we have to say ! Pls forward this to...
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    Who's goin to JMC

    Kauda EK eke JMC ekata yana aya inne..... (WEEKENDS wala) Saturday and Sunday Podi case wadakata ahanne... ;) ;)
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    Need a song... ;)

    Anyone got 'Daiwayogayakin nowe... hamuwune apa hamuwunee' song by Victor Ratnayaka.... :cool: :cool: Upload karahan machang thiyanawanam kaa gaawa hari... :yes: :yes: Thanks.. :cool: :cool: :cool:
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    Airtel Ad (A R Rahman)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPEFSoskwxc
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    New OS released...

    Dear Helpdesk support : Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other...
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    Shit...!! I missed...!!!

    A Priest and a Nun were out having a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said, "Shit, I missed." Sister Marie told him to watch his language. At the next swing he missed again, "Shit, I missed." "Father, I...
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    100 Key board short cuts !!!

    CTRL+C (Copy) CTRL+X (Cut) CTRL+V (Paste) CTRL+Z (Undo) DELETE (Delete) SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin) CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item) CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the...
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    Dirty Dancing...

    Sorry if tz a repost ... !!
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    Podi jokes tikak... ;) (Most suitable for adults)

    X-RATED RIDDLES Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it...
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    Ape raththaran.... ;)

    Ammeeee... Ape raththaran MySQL DB eka... hehe.... Thank you Jesus.... thank you thank you..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Adults Only.. (21+ only Pls)

    Guys ... Kauru hari bona pudgalayek kiyanawada balanna mata Mendi* 15 years old hari 25 years old hari thawama thiyanawada Lankaawe... What is the price now... Methana kiyanna bari nam PM ekak wath ewandoooo... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    ElaKiri to 35K

    ELAKIRI ---------> 35k Wel Done ElaKiri.... You are nearly 35,000 members... Way to go baby..... Thanks GT Bro for this awsome site...... :yes:
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    Chat with Dr. Devi Shetty

    ( Heart Specialist) Bangalore, India was arranged by WIPRO for its employees . The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone. Qn: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart ? Ans: 1. Diet - Less of carbohydrate, more of protein, less oil 2. Exercise -...
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    Pavanayya ko....

    Guyzz... Did anyone see Pavanayya recently... oota harima aulak wela kiyala dakka thread ekaka thiyanawa... oowa ohoma thamai bung.... Sathuta kiyana eka enawa yanawa... Jeewithe hati ohoma thamai..... umba oowa amathaka karala wareng bung..... Apith ekka set wela fun eke imu.... :lol: :lol:
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    ALL MEMBERS MUST READ !!!

    Machang... Dan dan hama thanama pulli thiyana saththu innawa bungzz.... ung machang me pariganaka looketath awilla bung... umbala ung daana posts quote karanna epa bung... loku aiyata wadiya waatha karanna baane bung.....
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    Aluth wadak...!!!

    Guys and Gals... After reading two threads regarding web and windows programming technologies, I got an idea of sharing the knowledge to improve the IT knowledge in SL. As there are more than 30,000 members in this site I hope a lot of people will get benefitted from it. First of all I just...
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    e-mail viruses

    Explanation about viruses 1) Virus is a little program that its activity can destruct/destroy some files and a computer system. If you don't open this program, it still inactive and could not destroy anything. 2) The virus program brought to you by an email as attachment, sent by spammer or...

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