1. Ranhiru

    Amazing English!

    Danne nadda ithin! Apita ithin eya nathuwa wena kaaawa mathak wennada ban?
  2. Ranhiru

    Amazing English!

    Yes Yes machan! Meyath dan digatama post karanawa!
  3. Ranhiru

    Amazing English!

    Na ban mata thilani wa mathak una!
  4. Ranhiru

    Wht do you think?

    He He! Ela Ela!
  5. Ranhiru

    New OS released...

    Patta! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  6. Ranhiru

    Cats in technology world....

    He He! Patta one!
  7. Ranhiru

    Nice excuse!

    A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's...
  8. Ranhiru

    Minless yet true fun facts

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A snail can sleep for three years. All Polar bears are left-handed. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class...
  9. Ranhiru

    Amazing English!

    good good vindy!
  10. Ranhiru

    Give me a push!

    :( Sorry if this is a repost! :( A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat- a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock...
  11. Ranhiru

    Give me a push!

    :( Sorry if this is a repost! :( A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat- a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock...
  12. Ranhiru

    Tyre Baby!

  13. Ranhiru

    Niyama Mole!

    Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife wasn't wearing any uhmm uhmm (U know what!) Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went...
  14. Ranhiru

    The proud history of SL's communication

    Patta machan!! Wireless!
  15. Ranhiru

    Dwarfs!

    Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come...
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    Before it starts

    A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but...
  17. Ranhiru

    Shit...!! I missed...!!!

    He He! Patta!
  18. Ranhiru

    Proof that Girls R Evil!

    This is just for fun! NO OFFENSE!!
  19. Ranhiru

    100 Key board short cuts !!!

    Thanx alot machan!

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