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    aNoThEr cReAtIvE sHoT!!!!

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    Things To Do When Your Co-worker Is On Vacation..

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    Let me kno how well & how fast can u read it?

    Beauty doesn't make luv but luv makes beauty break everything but never break the heart Heart is the music, play it but never play with it. :love: http://layya325.hi5.com:love:
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    LOVE IS HARD

    LOVE IS HARD WHEN, U LOVE SOMEONE U CAN'T BE WITH, LOVE IS HARD WNEN U ARE SO TRAPPED IN A LOVE CIRCLE, AND U CAN'T FIND YOUR WAY OUT, LOVE IS SO FAST U WONT BELIVE THAT UR IN LOVE, IT'S SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS, IT'S INDESCRIBABLE, I DONT KNOW WHY? BUT WHEN UR IN LOVE U FEEL SO DIFFERENT IN MANY...
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    WATER ART

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    What happens when cloning goes wrong...?

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    In this 21st Century...

    Our communication - Wireless Our dress - Topless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings -...
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    Shocking letter

    A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and...
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    Pregnant Lady

    A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is." Then the...
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    Deep Mines

    Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview. The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had. The boss asks him how deep under ground he...
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    ICU

    A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and...
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    A round of drinks

    Banta was not home at his usual hour, and his wife, Preeto, was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was Banta, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs. "Do you realize...
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    Curtains

    Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a...
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    Home Run

    A local community club was organizing a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, and were hard put to find a ninth. In desperation, they called on a new member, a very reserved Englishman who had just moved into the neighborhood, to join their team. During their first game, the...
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    Suicide Bomber

    Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I...
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    The mail problem!

    Santa is speaking to his psychiatrist. Santa: "I`m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don`t you have a phone in your car?" Santa: "That`s a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist...
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    B-R-O-W-N

    A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish." Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she...
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    Change of Mind

    A man once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door. On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the 10...
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    How To Express Love

    Saying 'I Love You'........ .....in your own special way. This guy, a Shanghai university student, wanted to express his unfathomable love to his sweetheart. So, what did he do........? He gave chocolates to all the girls living in the University student apartments and asked them to turn...
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    TWO TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM

    1) Oprah Winfrey Show I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true. Statements like"..."If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish...
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