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    management & engineers

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." The man below replied "You're in a hot air...
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    An Elderly Woman's Portrait

    An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch." "But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist said. "I know," she replied. "But if I should die before my...
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    One liners - Definations

    1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. ********** 2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match. ********** 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his...
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    Sex Life

    A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your girlfriend's face while you're having sex?" "Well, yes...
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    HAPPY COUPLE

    Once upon a time a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret. Editor: "Sir. It's unbelievable. How did you make...
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    Difference between appraisal and resignation

    A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?" Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? " Trainee: "Yes I do" Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation" Comparison study : Appraisal and...
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    Wrong Flowers

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace." The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious...
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    Balu prasad yadav

    Balu Prasad Yadav driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies are dancing on the tables...
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    85 YEAR OLD GRANDPA

    A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital." How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just couldn't be better. The young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping...
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    -Which movie you watched last? -

    Wanted (Hindi) Blu-Ray
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    Laptop Help

    Aniwa heta call ekak dennam:D
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    Laptop Help

    Thx for this valuable info machan:D
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    Laptop Help

    :D
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    Laptop Help

    Ah thx machan:D
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    Laptop Help

    Mata meka UK walin ganna thiyeida ban?:nerd:
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    Laptop Help

    :lol:
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    Laptop Help

    Machan I love this lap.http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834157114 What's ur idea?:D
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    Laptop Help

    AMD for life machan:D

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