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    What is 710...........?

    This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there always are (a lot of) exceptions!! Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,"What is a...
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    What Men Really Mean

    It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....Absolutely...
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    Lessons in Logic ...

    Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. *********** I was born intelligent - Education ruined me. *********** Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... So why practice...
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    I LOVE YOU GTRZ

    නෑ කාපිරි
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    I LOVE YOU GTRZ

    Mata thiyena sathutaaaa....:lol:
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    තූ..විතරක් මූසලයා....

    Gota Computer gahuwa SF gedara wedakarita gahuwa:lol:
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    තූ..විතරක් මූසලයා....

    මට පෙර රට අනෙ තොගෙ වනචර කට
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    තූ..විතරක් මූසලයා....

    මට පෙර රට අනේ තොගෙ වනචර කට:lol:
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    තූ..විතරක් මූසලයා....

    Ane tho marunanang ada hamudawa pitarata walata balu wenne nea parayo. Rata pawa dena para balla
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    තූ..විතරක් මූසලයා....

    ඇත්ත තිත්තයි නේද මල්ලියෙ?
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    තූ..විතරක් මූසලයා....

    හoසයාට දියන් මල්ලියේ:lol:
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    තූ..විතරක් මූසලයා....

    Well said machan.Okata dan amu kawila thiyenne. Oka hamudawedi weradi kale nea lu. Ethakota mamada danne nea ara gedra hitamu wedakariwa rape kale :lol: Wanachara rata pawaladena pahara balla.Henama gahapiya thota.
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    Connection with God ( Have Fun With Joke )

    A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond...
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    Daddy's scribbles

    Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they...
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    HAPPY COUPLE

    Once upon a time a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret. Editor: "Sir. It's unbelievable. How did you make...
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    A young peasant girl

    A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office, "But why?" he asked. "Nothin, I just wanna quit...

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