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    Finance Ministry-Sri Lanka

    A little boy wanted Rs.500.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the Rs.500.00 When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to ' God , Sri Lanka ', They decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Sri...
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    Pathan names born in different situations:

    Born in Jungle ..........Sher Khan Born in summer ------- Sharbat Khan Born during war ------- Barood Khan Born near ocean ------- Samunder Khan Born with abnormal features ------- Ajab Khan Born premature ------- Masti Khan Born near garden ------- Gul Khan Born in anger -------...
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    NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

    After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his...
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    TWO MOONS on 27th August

    27th Aug the Whole World is waiting for............. Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles off earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27...
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    X-rated riddles ( 16+ Jokes )

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name...
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    Stupid is as stupid says?

    If you ever feel a little bit stupid just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius. (On September 17 1994 Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever would you and why ? Answer: 'I would not live forever...
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    Love In Maths

    My Dear SweetHeart, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness)...
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    Mennooooo gpindika----------------------------------->3K

    Congratulations Bro
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    අබා අප වනසන සොබා

    අබා අප වනසන සොබා මේකෙ ඈත්ත මොකද්ද?විද්යුත් තෑපෑලෙන් තමා මට මේක ලෑබුනෙ.
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    New Job Titles

    OLD TITLES : NEW TITLES Garden Boy : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager Receptionist : Front Office Manager/Office Access Control Typist: Printed Document Handler Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer Window Cleaner ...
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    SCIENCE EXAM

    If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers. Some of them are hysterical. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink...
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    CK Reaching for milestone 47K

    Congratz macho
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    kavishad 6K

    Congrats Macho
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    Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

    1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. Its best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but its best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. Its easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot...
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    SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

    Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. _____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____ In...
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    See if your name suits you.....

    A: always on someone's mind B: Loves people C: Really easy to fall in love with D: good listener E : Respectful F: People wild and crazy adore you G: Never let people tell you what to do H: Really silly I: Loves to laugh J: JOKEST K: Easy to fall in love with L: freaking beautiful eyes...
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    Airtel Launch in Sri Lanka - Free Phone Give Away.

    AirTel Launch in Sri Lanka Date: 13th November 2008 Venue & Time : To be notified via public media. As part of our launch, we have decided to give away THREE Apple iPhones and TWO Life Time Connections to FIVE lucky winners. These prizes will be give away as part of our promotional campaign...

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