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    Insulting & Rude SMS for U !-)

    One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. ............................................. Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out...
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    Please tell me "WHY"

    WHY (can anyone give the answers) 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? 2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? 3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion...
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    Hawaii.....

    Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc...
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    Aiyo mage balla nethiwelaa

    >Will this cheer my friends this morning ? >> >>Yes it will !!!!! >> >>I have a neighbour who loves dogs. One day she came to me saying >>that she was sitting on the couch >> >>watching TV and realised that she has not seen her pup since then >>and now can't find him anywhere >> >>in the...
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    6 BEST SMART-ARSED ANSWERS OF THE YEAR

    6 BEST SMART-ARSED ANSWERS OF THE YEAR (in reverse order) SMART ARSED ANSWER 6 It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied...
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    HIV @ COLOMBO - Please take a moment to read this

    Dear Friends, Kindly take a couple of minutes to go thru this mail. If useful may advise others also. Please pass this on to others This happened in...
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    24 Things to Always Remember

    1. Your presence is a present to the world. 2. You're unique and one of a kind. 3. Your life can be what you want it to be. 4. Take the days just one at a time. 5. Count your blessings, not your troubles. 6. You'll make it through whatever comes along. 7. Within you are so many answers. 8...
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    Big Virus Coming!!!

    You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD,' regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has...
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    Top 9 Funniest News paper Classifieds

    1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....) :d 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!) :d 3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or...
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    Motor Show 2008 in BMICH

    If you guy's got Motor Show 2008 pictures,post them here.
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    10 most stupid questions

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt...
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    Friendship SMS for U !-)

    People say that Good friends r hard to find! That's coz d best r already mine! ........................................ A true friend is someone who thinks tat ur a good egg. Even though he knows that ur slightly CRACKED. ........................................ U can buy...
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    Do You Hate Your Job?

    When you have an "I Hate My Job " day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home : Lock your doors Draw the curtains...
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    More SMS Quotes for U !

    People are like stained glass windows: They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but, when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. ...................................... People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just...
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    One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk

    Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 1."We will do it" means "You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" 4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done...
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    Yako!Mun inne heluwenne

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    Ane mage daruwa

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