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    KellooOo kollonta dena katha byt .... .

    HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been...
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    KelloOoo modaii ... .

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's...
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    Obata tharaha yanavada ...?

    When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man...
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    Why do Women Cry?

    A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no...
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    Shalani Tharaka

    Shalani Tharaka UPDATED ... Onnaa ...Ogollonta Shalanige Bday eke Pitures onenam kianna mama Dannam .
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    The Hiphop Factory

    What is Hiphop ..... ??? Hip hop as a cultural movement manifest in B-boying (breakdancing), graffiti writing, DJing and eMCeeing – is an artistic commitment to seize freedom from oppressive social conditions. This artistic commitment inherent in Hip Hop culture expresses a reality of human...
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    Future life with technology........................

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    EmployeeZzz Prayer ... .

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    menna KELLooOoo hahaaa .a.aaa

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    Taking 2 GOD .... .

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    Saamaya monavageda kiala dannavda ??

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    By the Year 3000 hehee .e..ee

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    IBBAiii HAVAii .... .

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    Superman ....

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    Search ya Brain ...kiavala balannakoOoo

    MR. INSIDE WENT TO SEE MR. OUTSIDE. INSIDE STANDING OUTSIDE CALLED OUTSIDE 'OUTSIDE' BUT OUTSIDE SITTING INSIDE CALLED INSIDE 'INSIDE' WHEN INSIDE CAME INSIDE, OUTSIDE WENT OUTSIDE TO SEE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE CALLED INSIDE 'OUTSIDE' BUT INSIDE FROM INSIDE CALLED OUTSIDE 'INSIDE' NOW...
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    GTA MARADANA Cover Page ...

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    Why men Are Happier THan WOmen ...??

    1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never...
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    THE SUPRISE BALLOON .....

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    Three women and thier hi-tech phones

    Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly - were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my Pager," she said.? "I have a microchip under the skin of my...
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    NEver Lie 2 Lyttle Girls ...Mst C ....

    There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy...

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