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    Meaning of M.P

    OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ? CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER...
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    100 Cool Things About Being A Guy

    1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. Monday Night Football. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80%...
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    Flash news

    Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more… .............................................. I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d...
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    !!..Trust You Had Some Laughs..!!

    ~~~~~~ Lady: Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi . Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~ A drunkard was brought to...
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    LOVE YOUR WORK

    If you don't like your work, You'll need three times the energy; To force yourself to work, To resist the force, And finally to work. If you love your work, your desire to do it will be like a wind To propel your ship with much less fuel. If your like your work, you work no...
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    All about Apple iPhone 3G Feature Review

    Just over a year after Apple birthed the first iPhone, the long-awaited, next-generation iPhone 3G has arrived bearing a mildly tweaked design and a load of new features. With access to a faster 3G wireless network, Microsoft exchange server e-mail, support for third-party software from the...
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    ................................BRAIN AMAZING.............................

    This is really amazing. Read the information and good luck, You will need it. This will drive people crazy for hours. If you see this lady turning in clockwise You are using your right brain. If you see it the other way, You are using left brain. Some people do see both ways, But, most...
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    Heart Break & Sad SMS

    Cheat and love But dont love and cheat... Think and love But dont love and think.. Break the heart and love But dont love and then break the Heart..... ............................................. Losing the person u love hurts. Some people say u will get over it easily But its...
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    ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTION

    Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?" The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may...
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    niroshan84515 Gonna Hit 8K

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    -=[Which Tooth]=-

    A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocain because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly...
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    -=[HiJack]=-

    One guy in the plane got up all of a sudden and shouted "HIJACK" The passengers got scared and put their hands up. From the other end someone shouted Hi John!
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    ##########Husband & Wife%%%%%%%%%%

    H- Handsome U- Understand S- Sensitive B- But A- At N- Night D- Dangerous W- Wonderful I - Item F- For E- Entertainment
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    -=[Job Application]=-

    An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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    Women are complex creatures

    Women are complex creatures….. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her...
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    Answer Me

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    The Husband Store

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the...
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    10 Most Romantic Tips

    1. Spread rose petals all over the bedroom. ********* 2. What could be more classic than a fine gold locket with your photo inside? (Maybe a photo of the two of you.) ********* 3. Bring home one small, unexpected gift each week. ********* 4. Write a classic, romantic...

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