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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Inspirational SMS for U !-)

    IF YOU DESIRE TO BLOSSOM LIKE A ROSE IN THE GARDEN, FIRST LEARN THE ART OF ADJUSTING WITH THORNS ........................................... Walking through life Contrary to popular belief, The great men are not born great. God uses trials and turmoil to make them great...
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    Strategy

    Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in England. Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend . Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day...
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    Menna Badu.................................!

  4. Dreamworks_naveen

    Mouse Story ..........

    A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning. "There is a mousetrap...
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    Oh, Those Darn Lawyers

    Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. ''Help me find my ball. Look...
  6. Dreamworks_naveen

    -=[Lots n lots of Facts]=-

    It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body. It's been proven that people can lessen reactions to allergies by laughing. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day.Adults only laugh...
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    -=[Chanakya Niti's Quotes]=-

    Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC "A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first." -------------------------------- "Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."...
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    ===========Sri_lion Gonna hit 6K==========

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    ---------------------Menna Mervin Silva Kapanawoooooooo-------------------

  10. Dreamworks_naveen

    NO petrol - Water engine - "PROUD TO BE A SRI LANKAN"

  11. Dreamworks_naveen

    Bug Spray

    A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you...
  12. Dreamworks_naveen

    He vs she in Office :)

    How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE) 1. The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career. 2. HIS desk...
  13. Dreamworks_naveen

    One line Humour

    Regular naps prevent old age, Especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a parent; Having two you are a referee. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right And the other is the husband! I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried...
  14. Dreamworks_naveen

    Idle Thoughts!

    I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I went to San Francisco I found someone's heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic. All I want is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. If the world were a logical place, men...
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    FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY !!!!!

    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the...
  16. Dreamworks_naveen

    Before & After of Marriage

    Before Marriage - Agar Tum Na Hote :( After Marriage - Agar Tum Na Hote :) Before Marriage - Maine Pyar Kiya :) After Marriage - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :( Before Marriage - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :) After Marriage - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :( Before Marriage - Dil To Pagal Hai :) After Marriage - Dil To...
  17. Dreamworks_naveen

    Bad Hearing

    A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer...
  18. Dreamworks_naveen

    Sardar Joke...4

    Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? A. They always forget the recipe. Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? A. He threw it off a cliff. Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? A. The back of his head. Q. Why does Sardar always smile during...
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    Sardar Jokes...3

    Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? A. Pull the pin and throw it back. Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? A. Run like crazy….he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? A. Tell him a joke on...
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    Sardar Jokes..2

    Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!! Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? A. Because below 18 was not allowed. Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence? A...

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