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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Don't use mobile inside Toilet

    I was barely sitting down when i heard a vioce from the other stall saying : "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom But i don't know what got into me, so i answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!" And the other guy says: "So what are you up...
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    Qualification

    Interviewer: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY... ~~~~~~~~~ A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . He...
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    Distinction between "Guts " and "Balls"

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the...
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    God doesn't exist

    A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God...
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    Car operating system

    Bill's company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?" Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the...
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    Time for some male bashing.....

    Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)... Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. ************* Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... ************* Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix...
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    Lost Finished?

    Is anyone know that "Lost" is finished?:angry:
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    Be Careful What You Ask For

    One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said. The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared...
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    PUZZLE for U.......

    IT'S A 7 LETTER WORD.. IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME. IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME . WHATZ IT ? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
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    _School Habits 2008(new release)_

    (15+ only) hey all hope you enjoy this!!! The Hidden World of Sri Lankan Student Generation Sri lanka n school habits godak thiyey lu Lot of lot of fun making katha thiyey lu Samahara aya mewa ahala full upset lu Brain ekak thiyanawanam no upset lu STC 90% gay porawal lu Indala hitala one...
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    Positive Approach

    Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son : "I will choose my own bride!" Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son : "Well, in that case...OK" Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates. Father : "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too...
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    Hijackers' trick

    A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians. They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour. ~~~~~~~~~ Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in...
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    Movies Related to College Life

    Exam == Kalyug, Classes == Kabhi Kabhi Viva == Encounter Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret Examiner == Mrityudata Course == GodZilla Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak Question Paper == Paheli Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz Marks == Ashambhav Paper...
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    Yamaha Midnight Warrior

    Rider Report posts their review of the Yamaha Midnight Warrior and writes the following - “For the last several years, some of the major manufacturers have been offering what have come to be called “power cruisers.” They’re variations on cruisers, often with V-twin engines and high styling, but...
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    The Ultimate Facts

    Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around...
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    Magical Wish

    One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop and said...
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    Love has no limit.....

    While Dad was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car. In his anger, Dad took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, his child said "Dad when will my fingers grow back?" Dad was...
  18. Dreamworks_naveen

    Siraaa....!!!!

    1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE : http://www.tatuagem daboa.com. br/ Wait for the lady to appear, then ... 2. WRITE YOUR FIRST NAME IN THE 1st LINE. 3. WRITE YOUR FAMILY NAME in the 2nd LINE 4. Press the VISUALIZAR bar.
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    Sony Ericsson W980 Walkman review: 8 gigs of character

    It's no news any more that we've been playing with one of the hotties of the season for some time now. Sony Ericsson W980 made a glorious entrance but we're yet to see about the exit. Set to top the Walkman feature phone lineup, W980 carries along 8 GB worth of storage, a 3 megapixel camera and...
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    Amazing Calculations ...

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee =...

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