1. Matti PuuSa

    What will you do if you found your girl is not a Virgin at wedding night?

    but God is okey with that... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisha No age limits have been fixed by Islam for marriage according to Levy,[29] and "quite young children may be legally married." The girl may not live with the husband however until she is fit for marital sexual relations.[29] The...
  2. Matti PuuSa

    What will you do if you found your girl is not a Virgin at wedding night?

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Jesus_Mugshot.jpg
  3. Matti PuuSa

    What will you do if you found your girl is not a Virgin at wedding night?

    that's why I took the flower girl. :P
  4. Matti PuuSa

    What will you do if you found your girl is not a Virgin at wedding night?

    how the hell you mange to do that? Did you accept Jebus as your saviour to go Heaven? :eek:
  5. Matti PuuSa

    Who is the Best Leader of SLFP?

    I don't think so. he is operating from some other country where white van vanishes does not exisit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ9FVKsdTvg&feature=related
  6. Matti PuuSa

    What will you do if you found your girl is not a Virgin at wedding night?

    sudu redak adatta daala pettiya kadapan. :P
  7. Matti PuuSa

    The Fascinating Galaxies Of The Universe

    how beautiful, Only God can do something like this BIG. :baffled: praise the Lord. the poison arrow - Buddha lol
  8. Matti PuuSa

    what do you think about way God made the shape of Sri lanka, nice or not?

    clean the beaches and your @sses tourist are on the way. :P please don't charge them like Dehiwela zoo.
  9. Matti PuuSa

    Girls, call me if you want to worship this god

    sorry man. I know I'm overdoing it. I 'm trying my best to meditate and be nice. but I cant. :( I miss weed, I mean a Joint.
  10. Matti PuuSa

    what are your Elakiri talk's by religious leaders. my favourite one is

    Dewil saitan pork special. Bible wethrak nemie, Torahs, Quran and Vedhas .. just copy and paste thanks to Saitan Internet :P
  11. Matti PuuSa

    Girls, call me if you want to worship this god

    thanks for your kind words. Stone cock worshiping stone_age primate :P go and throw a coconut in kathragama Kowil like the rest of dumb Buddhist :D
  12. Matti PuuSa

    Who is the Best Leader of UNP ?

    UNP karayo modayo kiyana eka international truth. " Api UNP aanduwak thyanakota hodatta kaala beela hitiya" kiyana eka moda UNP karayenge motto eka. rata wekunala ban choon. :P
  13. Matti PuuSa

    Who is the Best Leader of UNP ?

    JR Killed Vijaya Kumarathunga JR Killed Vijaya Kumarathunga :baffled:
  14. Matti PuuSa

    Who is the Best Leader of SLFP?

    yep. my friend. TB Elangarathna was good too. :P Don't you miss Athula ?
  15. Matti PuuSa

    Soma Hamuduruwo banatta kewwa, Api dukatta pathwenne awidyawa nisa kiyala. ..

    what is wrong with mobile phones?:eek:
  16. Matti PuuSa

    What will you do if you found your girl is not a Virgin at wedding night?

    Do you have God's must be crazy 3, 5 and five with english subtitle? :eek:
  17. Matti PuuSa

    What will you do if you found your girl is not a Virgin at wedding night?

    I would rather marry Malakka insted of a virgin. :lol: ( Malakka was a famous call girl in my time. she can handle more than 20 guys in a raw. )
  18. Matti PuuSa

    Who is the Best Leader of SLFP?

    when the current Sri lankan history will be written, MR name will be written in gold . no one can blame that. what ever .. and Ranil's name will be there too because he provide us with best jokes as a oppasition leader. :P
  19. Matti PuuSa

    What will you do if you found your girl is not a Virgin at wedding night?

    virginity is over rated ? :baffled: not according to God Al Mighty
  20. Matti PuuSa

    Who is the Best Leader of SLFP?

    SWRD Bandaranayaka was killed by a Buddhist Monk ? :P like JFK by a alian ..

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