1. Razor Raymon

    COPS ! when can you escape ?

    :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
  2. Razor Raymon

    get your own search engine

    Ela Ela , Machao
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    Real life in GULF

    [B]Real life in GULF * Local calls are free * Petrol is cheaper than water, Payment for drainage too * Any building construction finishes in 3 months * Unqualified get more salary than Qualified * Show-off matters more than real quality & performance * Laborers are paid less than what they...
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    Divorced Barbie

    Divorced Barbie A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which...
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    Few Suggestions to members.,

    i agree with you bro
  6. Razor Raymon

    10,000 BC baluwada?

    it's not that good
  7. Razor Raymon

    now i am a 3 star member

    what do you mean by the stars ???? what do you mean by the stars ????
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    Pain of a married man

    Pain of a married man A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches...
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    Repost

    well said machan , even few days back i infromed about it. seems like few guys dont undersatand the language.
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    Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??

    Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlor. The first one is eating it; t he second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...
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    husband to a strip club for his birthday

    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks...
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    never done anything wild in your life?'

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would...
  13. Razor Raymon

    Can you guess what this place is??

    Hiray yanna hithanawa
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    Place your jokes here.....

    great
  15. Razor Raymon

    Diary Of a Young Wife

    it a good one , ha ha ha
  16. Razor Raymon

    REPOST !!!!!

    Thanks for the responses guys let’s STOP this REPOST thing and enjoy what our Dear Bro & Sis post. If you’ll know it was a repost please don’t post it. Thanks every one have a good day
  17. Razor Raymon

    Your name means a lot.....try it out.

    this is real true
  18. Razor Raymon

    REPOST !!!!!

    Dear Guys & Gals, Do you’ll think when some one takes the trouble to share the information which he or she has got to put him down saying it’s ” REPOST “ ??? most of the members are not full time on Elakiri site, So they will not know what is been published in the site . why don’t we stop this...
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    EIGHT LIES OF A MOTHER

    EIGHT LIES OF A MOTHER This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say...
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    Women

    Hi Friends, A Woman was out playing one day when she hit the ball into the bushes . She went into the bushes to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank...

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