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    Connection with God ( Have Fun With Joke )

    A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond...
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    LIFE IN THE 1500'S

    The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and...
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    The Obliging Mortician

    Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed, and the instant she sees him she starts wailing and crying. One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that she was upset...
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    Lady: What is a good time for Sex? Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4. Lady: Why ? Dr: The compounder will not be here...
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    Sex is evil Evil is sin Sin is forgiven So let's begin.
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    Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is featured every month.
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    Supernatural Power

    There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed on Friday mornings around 9am regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural...
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    Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking aroundthe neighbours can see ur thing? Husband: So what? Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
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    Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect. Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject. Wife C: U both r luckymine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh ( DATE on DATE)
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    American Patelbhai

    It was three in morning and wife Rachel was not able to sleep as her husband was pacing the bedroom floor with self-talking, gesturing with anxiety of some short. So Rachel asked the husband Jackie, "What was so bothering him that he would keep her from sex and also let her not sleep.” "You...
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    Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST? Girl: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.
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    A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman). The judge saidI havn’t seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason why you did it? Man: I can give 3 reasons.It’s non of ur businessshe was my wife and I didn’t know she was dead as she always acted...
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    Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
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    want xtremezone.ro invitation

    Moko ban Torrent?RS Thiyeddi?:oo:
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    Distinction between "Guts " and "Balls"

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having...
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    want xtremezone.ro invitation

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    Santa and Banta

    Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? Banta : I give up. Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet ...

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