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    Hand job

    A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $1000 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally...
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    I'm Only Mature

    Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent. From my purchase this chap took off ten percent. I asked for the cause of a lesser amount; And he answered, "Because of the Seniors' Discount." I went to McDonald's for a burger and fries; And there once again, got quite a surprise. The clerk...
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    The Habitual Mistake

    An employee walks into the Accounts office and says "What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon." The Accountant replies "I know about it, but you did not complain when we paid $200 extra by mistake last month." The employee snaps back "Yeah, I can...
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    New Dating Dictionary

    ATTRACTION..... The act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT..... What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING..... The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a...
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    The Bathtub Test

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we...
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    Rules for Male

    Rules for Male, Written by Female 1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all...

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