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    KALAKANNIYA.

    ;) :yes:
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    FUNNY LEAVE LETTERS

    This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of subcontinent 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. 2. Another...
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    KALAKANNIYA.

    Mama othana hitiyanam okage hombata aninawa.Kaalakanni pakka
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    Good laugh for Women (and guys, too!!)

    Good laugh for Women (and guys, too!!) One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine? "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He...
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    Top 22 things an Indian does after returning from "US"

    22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes. 21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. 19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi"...
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    Alphabet - Senior's Version

    A for arthritis, B for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention) H high blood pressure [I'd rather have low) I...
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    Dialog Or Mobitel

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.dialog.lk/personal/mobile/rate-plans/postpaid/per-second-blaster/detail/
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    Dialog Or Mobitel

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.dialog.lk/personal/mobile/rate-plans/prepaid/per-second-package/detail/
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    RS Premium for sale

    Bump
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    Dialog Or Mobitel

    Dialog
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    Can humans live without sex

    No.Can't
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    Questions.... ?

    So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question.... Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my...
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    Patient's cards

    1. She has no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 4. The patient is tearful and crying...
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    21st Century....

    Our communication - Wireless Our dress - Topless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless...
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    **whatz th Best MAL PCKG for LOVERZ in Sri Lanka ******* (unlimtd totly out going free 2ur loved ones)

    Dialog Blaster.And its not a group package.Anyone can buy it.Not only for Government workers :lol:
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    Error in Machan VIDeo HD 720p

    Informed to GT and Lich
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    Error in Machan VIDeo HD 720p

    Matath ooka awa
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    Signs that you are a Net Addict

    1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!! (FOR DIAL UP'S) 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." 4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU! 5. You...

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