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    Buy a scooty... Pick up a beauty Drink a frooty... Take her to Ooty Remove her NIGHTY..... Do ur duty After 9 months...... Get a cuty.
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    What Gets Longer When Pulled Fits Between your Boobs Inserts Neatly in a Hole AND Works Best When Jerked? V V V V V V V V V V V V V A Seatbelt you Pervert! Buckle Up!
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    The Beautiful and a Bungler

    This morning on the freeway to work, I looked over to my left and there was a beautiful Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her Face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked just away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my...
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    Heriditary { nOn veg Joke }

    Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied...
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    EVER WONDER where we are headed...

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop...
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    If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. So choose the best place where you would shine..
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    Falling down is not defeat... Defeat is when your refuse to get up...
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    When your successful Your well wishers know who you are When you are unsuccessful You know who your well wishers are
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    Ship is always safe at shore... But is is not built for it
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    CLEAN AND STRESS RELIEVING HUMOUR

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 ********* No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to...
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    Proposed Sinhala version of Windows 7

    File = Pile Save = Beragannda Save as = Mehema Beragannda Save all = Okkoma Beragannda Find = Hoyanna Find Again = Ayeth Hoyanna Move = Aying Karanna Mail = Thapal Mailer = Piyum Mahaththaya Zoom in = Loku Karanna Zoom out = Podi Karanna Replace = Meka aran araka daanna Run = Duwanna...
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    MAGE 5.1 SOUND CARD!

    Go to Creative Site and DL latest drivers for Windows 7
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    ICE AGE3,TRANSFORMER 2 THIYENAWADA?

    Fake torrents machan.Don't DL 'em
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    POLL: post your location

    Sri Lanka
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    ICE AGE3,TRANSFORMER 2 THIYENAWADA?

    Me dekama thama release karalath nae
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    RS Premium for sale

    Wena katada oone?
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    Best Hacker in srilanka??

    :lol:
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    Best Hacker in srilanka??

    Wenna athi.Hama kenekma hama deyakma karanne ookatane

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