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    Kadupul Malak

    Ela ela.Thx lokka:D
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    Wine v/s Water

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of...
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    Map of Srilanka (8094x10631 pix)

    Thx
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    Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
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    Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station Where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
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    How did Santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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    PUZZLERS ( Good One Liner Humor )

    [1] IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE AGAINST HER WILL, IS IT CONSIDERED RAPE OR SHOPLIFTING? [2] CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER? [3] HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED? [4] WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN"... BUT IT'S...
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    Kadupul Malak

    Danne nathi hinda ahanne.Meke thiyena wisheshathwe mokadda Uraj?
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    Santa: I have swallowed a Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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    Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...!
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    Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
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    Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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    Funny e mail id's of movie stars [ bollywood ]

    Abhishek Bacchan: [email protected] Amitabh Bacchan: [email protected] Anil Kapoor: [email protected] Salman Khan: [email protected] Shah Rukh Khan: [email protected] Ram Gopal Varma...
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    Conversations

    Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'. Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'...
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    New Job Titles

    Garden Boy : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager Receptionist : Front Office Manager/Office Access Control Typist: Printed Document Handler Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician...
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    Hot Kim Kardashian * New Pictures * 10 June 2009

    :baffled: Umba g@h8wada?
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    Final Destination 4

    Patta paharak nea ban
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    Hot Kim Kardashian * New Pictures * 10 June 2009

    Mamma miiiiiiaaa
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    RS Premium for sale

    :no:
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    Sweeter Sides of Life

    [1] Sweeter Sides of Life Boy Friend is like a chocolate, "Taste good always." Girl Friend is like Pizza, Hot’ n’Spicy, "Delicious anytime." Wife is like the refrigerated left overs, "Eaten when no choice." Husband is like a cooled off Tea in a cup, "Headache on sip." [2] Better Dead than...

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