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    Which upcomming movie are you looking forward to the most?

    Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
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    Ranil Deshadrohiyek neda ??

    Yes.Of course
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    Ane ehema ewa matath diyanko:P
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    KANCHANA MENDIS

    :lol:
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    How the stock market works

    It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe...
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    TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY

    TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge. 8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6 Is it a penal offence? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $200 an hour, she...
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    9 Things I Hate

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? ******** 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they...
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    HRD Notice of a company to employees!

    Dear STAFF, Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. *********** 1) TRANSPORTATION: It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well...
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    100 Cool Things About Being A Guy ( Guys are Best )

    1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. Monday Night Football. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80%...
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    LED SEX

    Doggy style also there nea
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    Murphy's laws on girls.....

    1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that 2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!! 3. The more the makeup, worse the looks... 4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your...
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    Top Ten Reasons Why Eve Was Created

    10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and...
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    TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY

    10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge. 8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6 Is it a penal offence? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit? 2. The...
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    Software engineer and his wife

    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan...
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    TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

    1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax: PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI...

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