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    A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman. After two days boy died why? Because he drank expired milk.
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    A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find very comfortable supportive holds u up when r down & always close to the heart. Good day dear bra..
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    If u wer 2 chek my cellfone 1day, U'll realise dat urs will b d 1 &only name dat appears in my inbox, sent mgs & dialed nos folder. Cos anything associated with u, is just too precious 2 be deleted away
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    Funniest School Excuse Notes !

    These are the top ten funniest excuse notes from parents collected by schools from all over this country. 1. Please excuse Lola for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 2. Jimmy has been absent yesterday because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 3. My daughter is under a...
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    Come let us

    A ten year old girl rushes to her grandmother and asks her, “Can I be pregnant?" Grandmother, "Are you fooling. You can not be pregnant. Go and play out side." The girl then goes to grandfather and asks him the same question and the reply also is the same. The girl goes to her father with the...
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    Are u too unhappy about Dialog

    Apinam Dialog
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    A elakiri record!

    Server eka koi weleth down wena hinda wenna athi
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    Cool One Liners

    If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience. ....... I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. ....... I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. ....... Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he...
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    If u wer 2 chek my cellfone 1day, U'll realise dat urs will b d 1 &only name dat appears in my inbox, sent mgs & dialed nos folder. Cos anything associated with u, is just too precious 2 be deleted away
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    I can't give SOLUTIONS to all of life's problems, but i can listen to u, &together we'll search for an ANSWER... I can't keep u'r FEET from stumbling, i can only offer my hand that u may grasp it &not FALL... I can't keep u'r HEART from breaking or hurting, but i can cry wid u & help u SMILE...
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    A sms means I care enough to flex my thumb, Search ur name, Wait for "message sent", Then think of you, smile & say, "U are special!"......
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    Doctor's Medical Certificate

    Doctor Certified I Certified that Mr. /Miss ________________ _ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to...
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    EK eke kattiyage Face's

    Thx for ur comment:D
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    Types of Farts

    Types of Farts! Eeww digusting ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. ********* ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse. ********* TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out. ********* JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite...
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    Billu (2009) - 1CD DVDRip

    Elakiri.Awahama mata puluwannam, PM ekak dapan machoooo:D
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    Billu (2009) - 1CD DVDRip

    Blu-Ray RIP eka nedda ban?
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    EK eke kattiyage Face's

    Why?:confused:
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    EK eke kattiyage Face's

    Datz me:D

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