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    DAN THIYANA HODAMA GAME EKA

    Call of Duty 5 - World At War
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    Bug Spray

    A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you...
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    THE BAT

    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to leave him alone and let him get some sleep...
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    How to make a woman happy

    How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber...
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    EK eke SiRAsAta P*kA DeNA UN

    Menna thawa kotiyek:angry:
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    EK eke SiRAsAta P*kA DeNA UN

    Sirasa ban karamu
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    Boy to girl: Hey you and I want to play magic? Girl to Boy: And yes how is it that? Boy to Girl: Come to my place, you and I have sex and than you disappear! Girl to Boy: Ya, You go to your place, sex yourself and I disappear now, Jackass!
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    Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a...
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    A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, "What are you here for?" Banta says, "I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger." Santa started crying, "Oh my God, I am here for urine test and I am too young yet, what will happened to me?"
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    DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN

    What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings. WOMEN'S WORDS 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Fine, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you...
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    SL war

    04th of Feb
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    One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk

    Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 1."We will do it" means "You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" 4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not...
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    All speedtest Speed Results Post here!

    Dialog Wi-MAX Broadband 512 Homenet
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    Vijay Graphics ake course karapu aya innavada?

    Ya.I done all courses
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    ---------real ltte suppoter-proved

    We all know about him.U don't wanna prove anything to us.Just get the hell out of here u looser.
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    Nec2000 ge Balu wada

    Many happy returns of the day
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    SIrasata MMulativ walata wada punchi 5 man lokuilu

    Me yakkunwa panapitin gini thiyanna oone
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    Sri Lanka war '95 per cent over'

    Go lions Go

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