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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Best age to marry

    21-25
  2. Dreamworks_naveen

    HELLO EK

    Welcum 2 EK.Keep postin.
  3. Dreamworks_naveen

    wats Da Best School In North Western Province

    He teached for Jennigs for sme time.And his sis Teaches at Jennings.Her name is Saagarikaa.
  4. Dreamworks_naveen

    wats Da Best School In North Western Province

    Nea ara Muditha ge case eka:P
  5. Dreamworks_naveen

    Time for some male bashing.....

    :lol:
  6. Dreamworks_naveen

    wats Da Best School In North Western Province

    Hithaa ganna puluwan:P
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    Everybody wants to see "HEAVEN" But nobody wants to die. But I saw HEAVEN in your "Friendship" Without dying.
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    How can i spell s_ccess widout U? Or C_TE? Or _NIQ_E? Ican t even hav F_N or any good L_CK without U Looks like i jus can't S_RVIVE wid out U?
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    MEN n WOMEN

    Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around. 5. Although they always have one...
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    A BIRD SAYS DON'T KILL ME, A TREE SAYS DON'T CUT ME., A FLOWER SAYS DON'T PLUCK ME, BUT MY FRIENDSHIP SAYS DON'T FORGET ME.
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    Seasonal Excitement

    A statue of a Macho athlete was displayed in a Museum. Husband and Wife came walking there appreciating and arguing everything they saw so far. Husband would not let wife win the battles of wits. So wife relaxed watching this nude statue with just a couple of leaves to cover its privates...
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    Punctuation is powerful

    An English professor wrote the words : "A woman without her man is nothing" On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing." All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man...
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    Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen. Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden? Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband. Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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    A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.
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    The Top 5 answ. Given by girls in India wen a boy prpose. 1)No 2)R u mad 3)i alwys looked u like a gud frnd 4)i dnt belive in love 5)Sorry i love sm1
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    Ouch! It's too tight. Don't worry,sweetheart ! We'll try to do it slowly.Push it in . Aah! I can't. It's painful. Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another......... WEDDING RING
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    The Taxi Driver

    A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an...
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    You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

    When asked to your address, your answer begins with http:// Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. You chat with your fingers, not your mouth. You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released. You know the difference between Java and...
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    Future Fireman

    A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" "I'm a fireman." "Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman." "Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to install in your house a pole that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, 'cause the...
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    Dictionary for Women

    Argument (AR*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (ER*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes...

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