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    DON'T SLEEP WITH*****************

    1. DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health. 2 DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12...
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    The Duck and the Lawyer

    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing...
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    Sardars slippers outside a temple

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    Tomato Story

    A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. 'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The...
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    Happy New Year

    Happy New Year to all my frnds
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    Leaving !

    hope to see u back again
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    If you are sensitive Dont watch..... Bomb Blast

    HI FRNDS,,,, I JUST GOT THIS. IF THIS IS REPOST... I'M SORRY......
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    Pilot/Maintenance comments

    After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet', which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that...
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    Heights of Communication Gap : awesome JOKE

    Mr. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a telephone...
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    A Criminal Record

    The story is told of a very rich Indian millionaire who went to Australia to watch his 'boys' play cricket. The Aussie at passport control sat fingering through his passport for ages, looking as unfriendly as he could manage. At last he growled: 'Have you got a criminal record?' The Indian...
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    Meyata Keeyak lakunu denda puluwanda???

    too much artificial..... it's al make up guys.... i'd give 50%
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    My Newest Art Drawing

    very nice machang... keep up the good work...
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    u never seen this video

    nice one machang... keep up the creative work..... welldone.
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    THE ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN

    old, but a good story...
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    The latest desecration of a Buddha in UK

    machang,,,, apith baila kiya kiya inne nathuwa k....... ballanta email karamu.... baninne nathuwa, wadagath widihata email karamu... Royal Academy of Arts Burlington House Piccadilly London, UK Telephone. 0207 300 8000 Email - [email protected] This is where the statue being...
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    This is something to think about: 4 WIVES

    Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adored her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring...
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    Nice One

    Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab . Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more… ~~~~~~~~~ I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I...
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    ***WIDE RUNWAY***

    Two Sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot scream "the runway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the...

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