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    Magic

    While on holiday in Las Vegas a couple went to see a magic show. After one of the tricks the woman shouted out, "How did you do that?" The magician replied, "I could tell you, madam, but if I did then I would have to kill you." The woman thought for a few seconds and then shouted back...
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    Best worker

    Two workers meet one day in the canteen at work. One says to the other, "Have you heard the news? The Managing Director of the company died at the weekend." The other replies, "Yes, I know. But I want to know who died with him." "What do you mean, 'who died with him'?" asks the first. "Well, in...
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    Doctor and lawyer

    A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. As they talked they were constantly interupted by people describing their health problems and asking the doctor for medical advice. After an hour of this the doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people asking you for legal advice when...
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    Turkey

    A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?" The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs three kilogrammes. The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one...
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    I'm a university graduate

    Supermarket A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The supermarket manager greeted him with a smile and a handshake, and then gave him a brush, saying "Welcome to Smith's Supermarkets. Here is a brush - your first job is to sweep the floor." The young man looked...
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    Gazaly To H!t 3K

    ok mama daannamko..;)
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    Family Problem

    heee Ay bayawelada?
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    Gazaly To H!t 3K

    ok i ll try machooo
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    Family Problem

    Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married andI got myself a...
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    OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL

    75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr old girl. On their first night both were crying..........Why??? Because she didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.
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    GOOD AMBITION

    Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Because its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
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    ARAB MAN

    An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. "Your name please?" "Imran" "Sex?" "Six times a week!!" "No, no, I mean male or female!" "Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel!"
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    NAMES OF WIVES

    A man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... Baby doll 3rd wife.....China doll 2nd wife.... Barbie doll 1st wife..... Panadol !
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    Gazaly To H!t 3K

    ok machan balamu ada daannata:yes:
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    Few Definitions

    School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...
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    A Smart Businessman

    ow ow maath hithuwa o'ka...:P:P
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    A Smart Businessman

    Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case…" Next Jack approaches Bill Gates. Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates...
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    Don't Lie to your mother

    A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flat mate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the...
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    EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM HUBBY!!!!!

    Dan Ok da?
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    EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM HUBBY!!!!!

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