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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Pabada?? Maha Gedarada??

    Oke nama "Maha Gedara" neme "Mala Gedara" kiyala daana thibune.Lankaawa kana kaalakanni channel eka. I'm with "Paba"
  2. Dreamworks_naveen

    Excuse me! what's your address again?

    :lol:
  3. Dreamworks_naveen

    Amazingly true and hilarious

    In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is...
  4. Dreamworks_naveen

    Manna Zaku ge hora wadak

    Congratz Sis
  5. Dreamworks_naveen

    Best & Funniest Examples of Marketing Concepts

    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing" 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's...
  6. Dreamworks_naveen

    Men Are Hard To Please

    Hmmm....:cool:
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    Adam and Eve Nationality

    An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Sri Lanka Economist are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. 'Look at their reserve, their calm,' muses the Englishman. 'They must be English!' 'Nonsense,' says the Frenchman. 'They are both naked and beautiful. They must be...
  8. Dreamworks_naveen

    Brand Name Condoms and Their Slogans

    1. Nike Condoms. Just do it. 2. Toyota Condoms. Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more? 3. Diet Pepsi Condoms. You got the right one, baby. 4. Pringles Condoms. Once you pop, you can't stop. 5. Mentos Condoms. The freshmaker. 6. Flinstones Vitamins Condom...
  9. Dreamworks_naveen

    Men Are Hard To Please

    Sure da?:lol:
  10. Dreamworks_naveen

    Collection of Very Clean Humour...

    1. What's in front of a woman and back of a cow? The letter W. 2. What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Coconut. 3. What's about 6 inches long, has a vein running down it, and women love to get their hands on? A $100...
  11. Dreamworks_naveen

    Men Are Hard To Please

    :yes:
  12. Dreamworks_naveen

    ~4 PPL WHO KNWS MUCH ABT 4NS~

    No.It'z DTL Negombo Arcade.And he's worked with me.He'll help u.
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    Stupid Question / Answers

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on...
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    Customer: I'd like a mouse mat, please. Salesperson: Certainly sir, we've got a large variety. Customer: Make sure it is compatible with my computer.
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    Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $99. Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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    Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
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    Waiter, 2 flies are drowned in my soup! Waiter: Should I stop my work and train them how to swim.
  18. Dreamworks_naveen

    ~4 PPL WHO KNWS MUCH ABT 4NS~

    Ela.Kiyapan.
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    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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    Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, U put ur face out, Then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'

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