young girl says
father fked me last night..
why?? her bf asked.
he lost her spactucals
and he thougt im her wife.
why u didnt shouted??
coz it is fun man...
BOY: CAN I TOUCH UR SOFTWARE?
GIRL: YA, BUT I'LL TOUCH UR HARDWARE.
BOY: SURE,BUT I WANT TO INSTALL IT IN UR SYSTEM.
GIRL: OK,U NEED AN ANTI VIRUS B4 DOING IT.
Sounds women make during $ex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
BOY : I like soft thing behind ur BRA..
GIRL : What??
BOY : ur Heart dear..
GIRL : I like the big thing between ur two legs..
BOY : Wats it ???
GIRL : ur BIKE..
Sectary saw his boss pant zip open.
She tells him, Sir your garage is open.
Bos: Did you see my Ferrari..?
Sectary: No, I saw a small scooter with
two punctured wheels.