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    Men Pregnancy (True Story)

    :yes: http://www.speedyshare.com/117221482.html DNT 4GET SEE THIS PIC As an artist who has had solo exhibitions at The Whitney Museum of American Art and The Cleveland Museum of Art, Lee Mingwei explores the evanescent and diurnal cycles of living. His work is based on such basic human...
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    Monkey's theory

    :angry: Once There Was A Small Baby Monkey Stranded On A Small Island . There Was Nothing On This Island Except Dry Grass And A Single Coconut Tree with Many Coconuts. One Hot Day The Dry Grass Caught Fire. The Fire Spread Quickly And Soon The Whole Island Was On Fire. To Escape The Fire...
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    JUSTIFICATION OF A HUSBAND TO HIS WIFE.

    The story... > The wife comes home early &finds her husband in > their master bedroom > making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! > "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you > doing? How dare you > do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your > children! I'm > leaving...
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    NEED DON

    need dons(hindi movie) song playlist or songs
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    KEYS TO A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE

    KEYS TO A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE Unless the Lord builds the house, they labor in vain who build it. Psalm 127:1 Murray and Pat married in 1989 after meeting through an organization called Christian Widows and Widowers. He had been a widower for two years after a 40 year marriage, and she...
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    the panther...hehe

    >>> >>> >>>LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ONTO PEOPLE >>>THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS...INCLUDING THE >>>PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT >>>LINE AND PASS IT ON. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>January 01 - 09 ~ Dog...
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    Interview with God

    I dreamed I had an interview with God. "Come in," God said. "So, you would like to interview Me?" "If you have the time," I said. God smiled and said: "My time is eternity and is enough to do everything; What questions do you have in mind to ask me?" "What surprises you most about...
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    The sweetest things a guy could do

    They are pretty cute things... and girls DO >love them! xxx > >1). Leave her cute text messages. > >2). Kiss her in front of your friends. > >3). Trust her over everyone else. > >4). Tell her she looks beautiful. > >5). Look her in the eye when you talk to her. >6). Tell her stupid jokes to...
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    happiness!!

    >To make a woman happy..... A man only needs to >be: > > > >1. A friend >2. A companion >3. A lover > >4. A brother >5. A father >6. A master > >7. A chef >8. An electrician >9. A carpenter > >10. A plumber >11. A mechanic >12. A decorator > >13. A stylist >16. A...
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    Trouble Remembering Things

    An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking...
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    Bad Memory

    :D Bad Memory A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might have to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching...
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    The Fire Engine Qustion (really stupid joke)

    The stupidest joke ever!!!! Ok here goes...... Q.Why are fire engines red in colour? Ans. ... ... ... ... ... ... fire engines have ladders. ladders have steps. steps are one foot apart. foot can be measured using rulers. a ruler can b a king or a queen...
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    10 Classic Things To Do

    1. Spread rose petals all over the bedroom. 2. What could be more classic than a fine gold locket with your photo inside? (Maybe a photo of the two of you.) 3. Bring home one small, unexpected gift each week. 4. Write a classic, romantic, passionate, handwritten, heartfelt love letter. Most...
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    ABC........of Happines

    Alphabet of Happiness... A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life...
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    ^%^%^%^%AMAZING POEM%^%^%^%^

    When I born, I Black, When I grow up, I Black, When Igo in Sun, I Black, When I scared, I Black, When Isick, I Black, And when I die, I still black... And you White fellow, When you born, you pink, When yougrow up, you White, When you go in Sun, you Red, Whenyou cold, you blue...
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    What is a Kiss......

    What is a Kiss . . . Can you taste the essence that simple delight..? When you close your eyes and the moment is right When the world we belong to is forgotten so fast As time moves so slow as the present becomes the past My lips upon yours that emotional embrace My minds in a tumble, my...
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    Shocking Telegram!!!!!!!!

    SHOCKING TELEGRAMS ********************************************************************* TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "father, your daughter has been successful in BED."...
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    DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE AND MARRIAGE ??????????

    :D Difference Between Love And Marriage Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet. Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa. Love is...
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    From Son to Father

    A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with...
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    Wat kind of "Ese"?

    An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again...

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