An American and a Japanese were sitting on
the plane on the way to LA when the American
turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind
of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I
don't understand what you mean." The
American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled,
"What kind of -ese are you . Are you a
Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese !, etc......???
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American
and asked: What kind of 'kee' are you. The American,
frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean
what kind of '-kee' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
