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  1. ColdBreath

    බුදු සසුන ‍රැක ගැනුමට එක් වෙමු

    බුදු සසුන ‍රැක ගැනුමට එක් වෙමු මීට වසර 2601 කට පෙර බුදුරජාණන් වහන්සේගේ පළමු ශ්‍රී ලංකා ගමන හා ඉන් පසුව උන්වහන්සේ දෙවරක්‌ම වැඩම කිරීම නිසාත් වසර 2320 කට පෙර දේවානම්පියතිස්‌ස රජු සමයෙහි මිහිඳු මහරහතන් වහන්සේ මෙරටට වැඩම කර රජු හා වැසියන් ද බුදු දහමට අනුගතකරවීම නිසාත් එදා සිංහල දේශය නමින් හැඳින්...
  2. ColdBreath

    සර්ව ආගමික පිම්පියන් වෙත (හම්බයන්ට නොවේ)

    සර්ව ආගමික පිම්පියන් වෙත (හම්බයන්ට නොවේ) අපේ සිංහල සහෝදරවරු හලාල් මාෆියාව ගැන දැනුවත් කරන හැම වෙලාවෙම කොහේ හරි ඉන්න ඌරු පැටියෙක් හරි, ඌරන්ට කඩේ යන අවජාතක (තමන්) සිංහල (කියල හිතාගෙන ඉන්න ) පිම්පියෙක් හරි කලබලෙන් දුවගෙන ඇවිත් කියන්නෙ අපිට අරාබි තෙල් ගහලා වාහන වල යන්න එපා කියලනෙ. ඌරො නම් එහෙම...
  3. ColdBreath

    දැන්වත් සිංහල කෙල්ලන්ගේ මොලේ පෑදේවා....!

    දැන්වත් සිංහල කෙල්ලන්ගේ මොලේ පෑදේවා....! කාංචනා මනෝහාරී නමැති පාසල් ශිෂ්‍යාව දූෂණය කර මරා දැමීම හේතුකොටගෙන වරක්‌ මුළු රටේම ජනතාව "පස්‌සර" ගැන කතා කළහ.... පස්‌සර යෑය කී පමණින් අර "කාංචනා" දූෂණය කරල මරල දාපු පළාත නේදැයි අසන්නට පටන් ගත්හ. ඒ මීට වසරකට දෙකකට ඉහතය... දැන් ඔන්න ආයෙත් වතාවක්‌...
  4. ColdBreath

    A Pirate Walks Into A Bar... ;)

    A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle...
  5. ColdBreath

    දඩගමුවේ නායක හාමුදුරුවෝ

    දඩගමුවේ නායක හාමුදුරුවෝ දවසට එක් වේලක් වළඳා රුක්ෂ ප‍්‍රතිපත්ති රැකි දඩගමුවේ නායක හාමුදුරුවෝ ගම්පහ දිස්ත‍්‍රික්කයේ අත්තනගල්ල රජ මහා විහාරය අසලින් වැටී ඇති ගලපිටමඩ පාරේ යන විට අලවල හන්දිය හමුවෙයි. ගම්බද කුඩා කඩමණ්ඩියක් අසලින් බැස යන පුංචි දොළ පහරකින් එගොඩ වී මහකන්ද ආරණ්‍ය සේනාසනයට මාර්ගය වැටී...
  6. ColdBreath

    Painful Falls & Failures!

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    News Actor FAILURES!

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  8. ColdBreath

    සිංහල වෙළඳුනි, අපි වෙළඳාම දියුනු කරමු!

    සිංහල වෙළඳුනි, අපි වෙළඳාම දියුනු කරමු! මේ නූල ලියන්න හිතුවෙ, මම සමහර කඩවලදි දැකපු අඩුපාඩු ටිකක් පෙන්නලා දෙන්නයි. මේව අපහාසෙට නෙවෙයි ලියන්නෙ. උඹලා කියවලා උඹලාගෙ වෙළඳාම දියුනු කරගනීවි කියන බලාපොරොත්තුවෙන්. අපේ අඩුපාඩු අනිත් එවුන්ට අවස්ථාවක්. ඒක නිසා අපි දැනගන්න ඕන අපේ වැඩේ හරියට කරන්න. එතකොට...
  9. ColdBreath

    I'm not drunk (18+)

    A recovering alcoholic is downtown to pick up his income tax return. He passes by a bar and turns to go inside, promising himself he'll only have a couple of beers and then leave. Well, he goes in and gets wasted. As he sits at the bar, he pukes down the front of his shirt. Immediately he...
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    Parachuting

    A blind man was describing his favorite sport: parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going...
  11. ColdBreath

    Would you a get a girlfriend if I died?

    Wife: "Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?" Husband: "Of course not." Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" Husband: "Ok, I would marry again." (annoyed) Wife: "Oh..." (sad) Husband: -silence- Wife: "Would you live in our house?" Husband: "Sure, it's a great...
  12. ColdBreath

    Hotdogs (18+)

    Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and finally move to New York. Before they begin building their new lives in America, they decide to see some of the famous places they dreamed of...
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    Repair Job

    A blonde was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a dreadful hailstorm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls and her car got dented up very badly. The next day, she takes the car to a repair shop to have the dents looked at. The repair guy...
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    New Guy in Town (18+)

    The new guy in town decided to take a few minutes and head down to the local pub to try to meet some people. He stumbled in at about 7 PM and sat down at the bar to order his first drink. One of the regulars sitting at the pool table got up and came over to start up a conversation. He...
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    Drunk (18+)

    Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end...
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    Operating Room

    Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've...
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    Watermelons

    There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids...
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    The Gift

    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted...
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    Job Interview

    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said...
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    The Fortune Teller

    Uncle Dave A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and share their stories: "My daddy told me about my uncle Dave," says one boy. "He was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out over enemy...

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