Would you a get a girlfriend if I died?

ColdBreath

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Wife: "Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?"


Husband: "Of course not."


Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"


Husband: "Ok, I would marry again." (annoyed)


Wife: "Oh..." (sad)


Husband: -silence-


Wife: "Would you live in our house?"


Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."


Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bed?"


Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"


Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"


Husband: "I guess I would, it's almost new."


Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs, too?"


Husband: "No, she's left handed."





Wife: -silence-
 
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