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  1. DarkPrince

    can u read this

    fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the...
  2. DarkPrince

    ppl are crazy

    A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York ." The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent said : "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have ?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back...
  3. DarkPrince

    have a look

    Udurawana : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical CollegeFriend : Really, what is he studying. Udurawana : No he is not studying, They r Studying him. Udurawana : Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you...
  4. DarkPrince

    kids

    TAMMY (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?" CLINTON (5) was in his...
  5. DarkPrince

    21 Advices

    ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love...
  6. DarkPrince

    Shut the hell up

    Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a...
  7. DarkPrince

    DON'T SLEEP WITH

    1 DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health. 2 DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12...
  8. DarkPrince

    A trilling true story...

    Especially, Wellawatte know this....... My friend lives in Kandy ... One day, he went to Wellawatte to visit his Uncle who lives by the seaside, for some days. One evening, he and some other of his college Friends went to the Liberty Cinema for a late movie & later to the Galle Face...
  9. DarkPrince

    A trilling true story...

    Especially, Wellawatte know this....... My friend lives in Kandy ... One day, he went to Wellawatte to visit his Uncle who lives by the seaside, for some days. One evening, he and some other of his college Friends went to the Liberty Cinema for a late movie & later to the Galle Face...
  10. DarkPrince

    What is the most important part of the human body ?

    What is the most important part of the human body ? When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, "My ears, Mommy." She said, "No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon." Several years passed before she asked...
  11. DarkPrince

    An Indian Student

    Indian kid in USA Here is a funny joke about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give...
  12. DarkPrince

    The Marriage

    S rilankan Tele-Family Sysytem Life before marriage is TELECOM " u can express ur self ". During honeymoon is DIALOG GSM- " Always Keep in Touch ". After Honeymoon is Mobitel " Wherever u go ur wife network follows". After one year Life is CELLTEL "...
  13. DarkPrince

    SHE GOT SCREWED

    Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... :sorry: One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. :eek: Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money...
  14. DarkPrince

    UNDERWEAR INTERVIEW

    A man went to an women underwear company for a job interview. The manager says, "If you can answer these 3 questions right, the job is yours! We pack our panties in 7-packs, 5-packs and 12-packs. Why?" The man thinks for a moment and replies, The 7-packs are for Sri Lankan women: one...
  15. DarkPrince

    TOP 15 FOUNTAINS OF THE WORLD

    15. Abu Dhabi 14. Las Vegas 13. Mirage, Las Vegas 12. Dubai 11. Dubai 10. Moscow 9. Moscow 8. Moscow 7. Kiev 6. Saint-Petersburg 5. Saint-Petersburg 4. Geneva 3. Barcelona 2. Tivoli 1. Sri Lanka
  16. DarkPrince

    To my loving FRIENDS

    http://us.f392.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download/us/ShowLetter?box=Inbox&MsgId=5792_8243463_764 885_1527_148248_0_34335_270219_1319749151&bodyPart=2&YY=70550&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&Idx=5
  17. DarkPrince

    WHEN UR IN LOVE

  18. DarkPrince

    HE NEED HELP HE'S ON FIRE

  19. DarkPrince

    THIS IS TRUE

  20. DarkPrince

    SOME ONE PLS FIND HER A MAN

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