Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
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One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
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Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
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She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
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Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
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So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
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Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded,
"The bastard used coins!"
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