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    Funny SMS's

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    Mahinda's MBA

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    Satellite TV in Sri Lanka

    Hey Guyz Hotbird is the best sat i ever watched.. coz it's having somany free chanels you wont get bored of.. i found some links for hotbird setting. I dont know whether in SL Hotbird is possible or not. but give t a try, if you can get it inform me.. http://www.lyngsat.com/hb6.html
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    Funny SMS's

    3 Choices - A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits! Today in style ... Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis...
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    Funny SMS's

    hi welcome to elakiri.com. i'm very honered that u r starting ur post with me. thanx. :yes:
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    Funny SMS's

    3 Choices - A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits! Today in style ... Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis...
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    Funny SMS's

    BOOK A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book HIGHER STUDIES Blonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying. When a Person asked what she was doing. she replied - Higher Studies Man...
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    23 useless parts 23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw & 1 cock that cant "crow". dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE Wont go down? DIALOG regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one...
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    When to visit? If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays? Poem .. - Sex is evil and evil's a sin.but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!! The mirror- A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an...
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    hey buddy keepup the good work... can you find a movie named "fly back home" if u have so i would be very happy.. thanx dude..
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    If you were! if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u! How you eat your's? I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in...
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    Girlz Name Game, Play it u Will Enjoy

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    What you want? Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?! SEX is My Fav SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat...
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    Everything You Need to Know About Digital Cameras

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    Funny SMS's

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    Funny SMS's

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    Rough day .. Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom. Lassie and me ... I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong...
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    The wish :) When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. Guy & Gal A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear...
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    Do you use phone? A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. Who is strong? Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane. Man & Wife ... Man...
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    What a girl wants? A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines Who passes more gas? Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Cat & Rooster A cat and a...

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