Funny SMS's

[gamenamababy]

kool

 

[Aphoo]

really funny SMS's Thnx

 

[ICE]

 

[triplex]

Latest Porn Releases

Latest porn releases:shaving private ryan.position impossible.as big as it gets.forest hump.riding miss daisy.starwhores and pornocchio


Friendship -

friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx

peanut

Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

 

[iboo]

hehehe cool msgs, thnx

 

[ranitalia3]

23 useless parts

23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &
1 cock that cant "crow".
dont laff ladies??

UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE

Wont go down?

DIALOG regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network



Why woman moan?

Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.

hahhah hah

 

[kuma366]

 

[kasunsankalpana]

WoW Thankz bro

 

[Bgalajee]

Heeeeeeeeeeeee..................................

 

[virajvithanage]

he he nce jkes man... ela ela....

 

[suspect]

 

[Muzain]

coool