අද පාඩම - (භූගෝල විද්යාව හා කාන්තාව)
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
Difference between girls/women, aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78
At 8 —You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 —You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28 —You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 —She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 —She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 —You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 —If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78 —What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you?
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
Difference between girls/women, aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78
At 8 —You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 —You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28 —You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 —She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 —She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 —You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 —If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78 —What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you?
