What’s gray and comes in quarts?
An elephant.
What did the grape say when an elephant sat on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Here come the elephants over the hill!”
How can you tell if there’s an elephant in bed with you?
He has the letter E monogrammed on his pajamas.
Why do elephants wear pink sneakers?
Because white ones show too much dirt.
How can you tell that there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
What did General Charles de Gaulle say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Voici les éléphants over the hill!”
How do you fit four elephants in a Volkswagen beetle?
Two in the front and two in the back.
Why aren’t more elephants named Norman?
Because Ed and Walter are better names for elephants.
What’s the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A grape is purple.
How can you tell that there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
By the two sets of footprints in the butter.
Why do elephants float down rivers on their backs?
So they won’t get their sneakers wet.
Why should you never walk in the jungle between 4:00 and 5:00 in the afternoon?
That’s when the elephants are jumping out of trees.
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
He didn’t want to fall in the hot cocoa.
How can you tell that there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
By the three sets of footprints in the butter.
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Oooh, look at all those grapes!” (She was colorblind, you see.)
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To put out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out flaming ducks.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the strawberry patch.
Why do beavers have flat tails?
They walked in the jungle between 4:00 and 5:00 in the afternoon.
How can you tell that there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
There’s a Volkswagen parked outside.
An elephant.
What did the grape say when an elephant sat on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Here come the elephants over the hill!”
How can you tell if there’s an elephant in bed with you?
He has the letter E monogrammed on his pajamas.
Why do elephants wear pink sneakers?
Because white ones show too much dirt.
How can you tell that there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
What did General Charles de Gaulle say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Voici les éléphants over the hill!”
How do you fit four elephants in a Volkswagen beetle?
Two in the front and two in the back.
Why aren’t more elephants named Norman?
Because Ed and Walter are better names for elephants.
What’s the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A grape is purple.
How can you tell that there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
By the two sets of footprints in the butter.
Why do elephants float down rivers on their backs?
So they won’t get their sneakers wet.
Why should you never walk in the jungle between 4:00 and 5:00 in the afternoon?
That’s when the elephants are jumping out of trees.
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
He didn’t want to fall in the hot cocoa.
How can you tell that there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
By the three sets of footprints in the butter.
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Oooh, look at all those grapes!” (She was colorblind, you see.)
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To put out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out flaming ducks.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the strawberry patch.
Why do beavers have flat tails?
They walked in the jungle between 4:00 and 5:00 in the afternoon.
How can you tell that there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
There’s a Volkswagen parked outside.
පට්ට ඔය වගේ සිංහල එකකුත් තියෙනවා. 
