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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ll Naruto ll" data-source="post: 20729952" data-attributes="member: 559623">මේක  මේ බුකියේ තිබිල හම්බ උනේ .. කඩ්ඩෙන් තියෙන්නේ.. :v *1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!**2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!**3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.**4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.**5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!**6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!**7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.**8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!**9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".**Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.**Life Perspectives!!!තේරුන උන් නොතේරුන උන්ට කියල දීපල්ලා.. (මමත් ඇතුළුව <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />) නොතේරුන උන්,තේරෙන  එකෙක්ට පේන්න බම්ප් එකක් දාපල්ලා <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />රෙප් එකකුත් දමන් යමල්ල  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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