මේක මේ බුකියේ තිබිල හම්බ උනේ .. කඩ්ඩෙන් තියෙන්නේ.. :v
*1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!*
*2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!*
*3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.*
*4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.*
*5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!*
*6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!*
*7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.*
*8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!*
*9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".*
*Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.*
*Life Perspectives!!!
තේරුන උන් නොතේරුන උන්ට කියල දීපල්ලා.. (මමත් ඇතුළුව
) නොතේරුන උන්,තේරෙන එකෙක්ට පේන්න බම්ප් එකක් දාපල්ලා 
රෙප් එකකුත් දමන් යමල්ල
*1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!*
*2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!*
*3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.*
*4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.*
*5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!*
*6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!*
*7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.*
*8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!*
*9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".*
*Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.*
*Life Perspectives!!!
තේරුන උන් නොතේරුන උන්ට කියල දීපල්ලා.. (මමත් ඇතුළුව
) නොතේරුන උන්,තේරෙන එකෙක්ට පේන්න බම්ප් එකක් දාපල්ලා රෙප් එකකුත් දමන් යමල්ල
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