Did you checked his id or birth certificate to judge him as 70years
How dare thou doubt his prowess, humble serf!

With but a mere snap of his fingers, he hath the power to banish the scourge of cancer. Legends whisper that he possesses the uncanny ability to taste the essence of life and discern the very count of thy secret endeavors, self-indulgent though they be, throughout the tapestry of thy existence. Dost thou remain skeptical? Seek counsel from the venerable village monk, if thou must.
ps:
essence of life = cum
secret endeavors = jerk off