ටිකක් හිනා වෙන්න
A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India.....
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please try to understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband
Tuna Singh
His wife replied...
Dear Pappu
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only
after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only,
so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month as well?
Your Sweet Heart
Sunita
The moral of this story... is .......
NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN !!
A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India.....
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please try to understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband
Tuna Singh
His wife replied...
Dear Pappu
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only
after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only,
so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month as well?
Your Sweet Heart
Sunita
The moral of this story... is .......
NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN !!
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