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<blockquote data-quote="genius89" data-source="post: 10758753" data-attributes="member: 317806"><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer.</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow <span style="color: Red">$5,000.</span> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Some form of security for the loan. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The loan officer consults the president of the bank, </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>For keeping a <span style="color: Red">$750,000</span> Ferrari as a security and taking only <span style="color: red">$5,000</span> has a loan. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Into the banks underground gurage and parks it there. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays <span style="color: red">$5000</span> and the interest which comes to it <span style="color: red">$15.41. </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Seeing this, loan officer says, </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>“ We are very happy to have your business </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>While you are away, we checked you out and </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Found out that you were a multi-millionaire. </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow<span style="color: red"> $5000</span>?” </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The Indian replies </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>"Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>For only <span style="color: red">$15.41</span> and expect it to be there when I return". </strong></span></span><strong></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong> </strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">This is a true incident and the </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: YellowGreen">Indian is none other than </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://zing999.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hg.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Vijay Mallya</strong> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Chairman of:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">United Breweries Group,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Kingfisher Airlines,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Force India F1 Team,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Royal Challengers Bangalore,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">East Bengal FC,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p>මේක මට මේල් එකකින් ආවේ.. අයිතිය අයිතිකරු සතුයි <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="genius89, post: 10758753, member: 317806"] [CENTER] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkRed"][B]An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow [COLOR="Red"]$5,000.[/COLOR] The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank, Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian For keeping a [COLOR="Red"]$750,000[/COLOR] Ferrari as a security and taking only [COLOR="red"]$5,000[/COLOR] has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari Into the banks underground gurage and parks it there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays [COLOR="red"]$5000[/COLOR] and the interest which comes to it [COLOR="red"]$15.41. [/COLOR] Seeing this, loan officer says, “ We are very happy to have your business And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you are away, we checked you out and Found out that you were a multi-millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow[COLOR="red"] $5000[/COLOR]?” The Indian replies "Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and For only [COLOR="red"]$15.41[/COLOR] and expect it to be there when I return". [/B][/COLOR][B][/b][/SIZE][B] [SIZE="6"][COLOR="YellowGreen"]This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE="6"][COLOR="YellowGreen"][/COLOR][/SIZE] [IMG]http://zing999.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hg.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE="4"][B]Vijay Mallya[/B] Chairman of: United Breweries Group, Kingfisher Airlines, Force India F1 Team, Royal Challengers Bangalore, East Bengal FC, [/SIZE][/CENTER] මේක මට මේල් එකකින් ආවේ.. අයිතිය අයිතිකරු සතුයි :P [/QUOTE]
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