නිව්ටන්ගේ ආදර නියම : Newton's Lows of LOVE
1. Newton’s Romantic Laws – First Law
A boy in a love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her
And
A girl in a love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the girl)
comes in to play and
break the legs of the boy.
2. Newton’s Romantic Laws – Second Law
The rate of change of intensity
of love of a girl towards a boy
is directly proportional
to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy
and the direction of this love is
same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
3. Newton’s Romantic Laws – Universal Law
Love can neither be created nor destroyed.
only it can transfer from,
one girl friend to an another girl friend,
with some lose of money.
These are my Top Inventions :
1. if u want to save paper............
DON’T DO YOUR HOME WORK!!
2. if u want to SAVE WATER
bath with neighbor’s daughter............
1. Newton’s Romantic Laws – First Law
A boy in a love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her
And
A girl in a love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the girl)
comes in to play and
break the legs of the boy.
2. Newton’s Romantic Laws – Second Law
The rate of change of intensity
of love of a girl towards a boy
is directly proportional
to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy
and the direction of this love is
same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
3. Newton’s Romantic Laws – Universal Law
Love can neither be created nor destroyed.
only it can transfer from,
one girl friend to an another girl friend,
with some lose of money.
These are my Top Inventions :
1. if u want to save paper............
DON’T DO YOUR HOME WORK!!
2. if u want to SAVE WATER
bath with neighbor’s daughter............
