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<blockquote data-quote="DragonD" data-source="post: 11480722" data-attributes="member: 146813"><p>කතෘ භාවය මේවා ලිව්ව අයට යායුතුය</p><p>කොපි ඇන්ඩ් පේස්ට් කිරීමක් නොව පිටු 40ක් පමන කියවා එකතු කරගත් හොඳම එවායේ එකතුවකි.</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.johnhaydon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/facebook-logo-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Username or Password incorrect." <br /> TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">I wonder what will happen if Steve Jobs dies…. His tombstone may read – iDead<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated".<br /> <br /> </span></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><span style="font-size: 15px">Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.</span></li> </ul><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DragonD, post: 11480722, member: 146813"] කතෘ භාවය මේවා ලිව්ව අයට යායුතුය කොපි ඇන්ඩ් පේස්ට් කිරීමක් නොව පිටු 40ක් පමන කියවා එකතු කරගත් හොඳම එවායේ එකතුවකි. [CENTER][IMG]http://www.johnhaydon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/facebook-logo-1.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [SIZE="4"][LIST] [*]"Username or Password incorrect." TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH [*]Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face. [*]I wonder what will happen if Steve Jobs dies…. His tombstone may read – iDead [*]Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you? [*]Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. [*]If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer. [*]The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework. [*]I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass. [*]Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. [*]Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know. [*]In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you. [*]Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died. [*]I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert. [*]I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends. [*]Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls. [*]Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive. [*]I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated". [*]Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know. [/LIST][/SIZE] [CENTER]:lol::lol::lol:[/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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