කතෘ භාවය මේවා ලිව්ව අයට යායුතුය
කොපි ඇන්ඩ් පේස්ට් කිරීමක් නොව පිටු 40ක් පමන කියවා එකතු කරගත් හොඳම එවායේ එකතුවකි.
කොපි ඇන්ඩ් පේස්ට් කිරීමක් නොව පිටු 40ක් පමන කියවා එකතු කරගත් හොඳම එවායේ එකතුවකි.
- "Username or Password incorrect."
TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH
- Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
- I wonder what will happen if Steve Jobs dies…. His tombstone may read – iDead
- Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
- Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
- If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
- The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
- I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
- Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.
- Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
- In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
- Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
- I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
- I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
- Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
- Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.
- I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated".
- Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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